I read today that Ben & Jerry, founders of the ice cream company Baskin Robbins, (you actually believed that? They are obviously from Ben and Jerry’s, moron) said they would consider cannabis infused ice cream when it’s legal, citing that they have “previous experience with substances.” There is so much about this that interests me.
First of all, they used the word “substances.” You know that Ben and Jerry have definitely ripped a bong before, hell 
they probably still do. If you don’t believe me, that picture is from their website when they founded the company. These dudes are total stoners. I shit you not they have ice cream flavors called “Hazed & Confused” and “Half Baked.” But the word “substances” implies that they have tried other drugs. Ben & Jerry probably snorted foot long lines of cocaine ending with a tub of ice cream to munch on like it was their drug laced breadcrumb trail to dessert. LSD, PCP, Heroin, Whippets, Uppers, Downers, some crazy Puerto Rican juice that hasn’t been concocted since the 70’s, I bet they tried it all. I guarantee these guys have already made cannabis-infused ice cream, they are just waiting for pot to be legal so they can go public with their killer, secret recipe.
